Smells like a good deal

Sometimes a document comes across my desk that just smells fantastic. It is during those rare instances that I can hold an investment proposal up to my nose, give it a good whiff, smile knowingly, and say "Smells like a good deal." And the best part is, I am completely right. Run it by as many analysts as you want, I hit the bullseye with one snort. It smells freakin' fantastic. If sound investment strategy were merely a factor of smell, I would highly recommend any deal printed on a fruit roll-up.

Haunted Bonito Flakes.

So this happened at lunch today.

I hate everyone involved in this. Even the audience.

Shark Week

If I'm not mistaken, it's Shark Week on the The Discovery Channel. Long-winded set-up here, followed by fake show titles and half-assed explanations:

Shark Bytes! - a computer tutorial show, but with sharks.

Sharks vs. Jets - inspired by Westside Story, this one-sided fight takes place between some Great White Sharks and an F-15. Or, this one-sided fight takes place between some Great White Sharks and some members of the gang, the Jets. OR, this one-sided fight takes place between some members of the gang, the Sharks, and an F-15.

What If All Your Appliances Turned Into Sharks? - a terrifying exercise in hypothesizing. I mean could you imagine?

The Sharkprentice - Donald Trump. Um. And stuff. Eh, still sleepy.

Who Wants To Marry A Millionaaaaarrgggh!

Shark & Order: Shark

Pimp My Shark

So You Think You Can Oh No Shark

Sharkity Shark Shark

You know what, open up a fucking TV Guide and replace random words with the word Shark, and you'll pretty much have it.