True Blood

I am not a fan of Vampires or Vampire Lore.

True Blood, an HBO series about angsty vampires recently debuted and I've come up with a spin-off series for development.

“Lake Zombie Camp”:
a teen horror-comedy sex romp

It’s about a summer camp for zombies and their trials and tribulations growing into young adult zombies. The underlying irony is that as they’re undead they will forever be horny teenage zombies. Their hunger for living human flesh is only matched by their hunger for touching thier first booby. Their rivals will be the snobby kids across the lake at the Rich Kids Mummy camp. They’re all from Dubai by way of Egypt and have totally awesome waterskiis and motorcycles. A girl Mummy and a boy Zombie have crushes on each other.

The head counselor, and only living human, will be played by John Larroquette. Wes Studi will play the administrator of the Mummy Resort. Special guest stars will play the undead versions of famous personalities to drop nuggets of wisdom on the teens.


Give me my money, HBO.