I think the next step for Hip Hop and jewelry is to have it so big they can't even wear it. You follow 'Generic Rapper A' to his garage on "Cribs" and as the door lifts you see (next to the Escalade with Louis Vuitton tires, a Spongebob paint job and faux-polar bear pussy interior) is a necklace so gargantuan it's immovable.
"Yo, son, sometimes I like to just come out here with my teddy bear at night and sleep in the middle of this bitch... just fucking snuggle up with all this fucking ice, B. It's a restful sleep knowing you's the flyest nigga on the planet, kid. Word is bond."
Just how big is that necklace Generic Rapper A?
"This motherfucker is big enough that that Statue of Liberty bitch could wear it to the Source Awards, son. This motherfucker here? Big enough for Missy Elliot to wear BACK IN THE DAY, son! This motherfucking rope right herre in my garage? Big enough that they changed the shits name from Fort Knox to Fort Lighty Taps my nigga!"
Word.
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