I bet Ronald McDonald gets furious when people mention Mayor McCheese... I mean, here's Ronald who basically runs the whole company, serves as it's mascot, contributes to a number of deserving and well-funded charities and this old guy just kinda slides in through the back door one day and declares himself to be the Mayor.
What mayoral powers do you think he holds? Stays of execution for the Hamburglar?
The Hamburglar, also, is a character that gets my goat.
First off, if you're going to steal hamburgers as your trade NEVER dress in the ol' timey vertically striped black and white prison uniform, a black mask and a hamburger spotted tie. It's going to call attention to you every time.
Secondly, you're going to need a moniker that doesn't initially suggest you're about to try and steal some hamburgers. Maybe call yourself the Carburglar or the FineArtburglar and fucking catch people off guard for once. Jesus.
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