Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Dear Shop Rite

I recently purchased some Evil Milk, as advertised in your circular. Please help me. My cereal is now evil. My coffee is now evil. My cookies, by association, are becoming evil. Plus, I have an evil milk mustache.

Sincerely,

Doris Fauser

New London, Connecticut


P.S. Oh my God no the pancakes.

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