FAMOUS THANKSGIVING QUOTES IN DAD HISTORY

Watch it, mister.

I don't care what you've heard about their saliva, letting Lucky lick them is not the same as putting them in the dishwasher.

No you're not. No you're not. Rock Hudson wasn't, and neither are you. Pass the yams. No you're not.

You will speak English at this table in this house on this day, Rajka, or so help me God I will call the exchange program and send you packing.

Forks are not catapults!

Because football is what God meant for men to do on grass.

Michael J. Fox is 44 you know. Sure he is. All I'm saying is you have a 44-year old on your wall.

I'm going to Wendy's. YES I AM.

Turn it off. Wipe it down. Put it back in Aunt Lorraine's purse and apologize to her. Now.

This isn't pony meat, it's turkey. Well, don't listen to your brother then.

Bless us our Lord for these thy whose phone is that? WHOSE IS IT?

As long as you're under my roof, you'll eat as many carbs as your mother puts on the table!

No you may not.

Some of the Indians had it coming.

Because Mommy is a lamprey. Look it up.

I do not pay twenty thousand dollars a year in tuition so that you can date a surfer!

Get out from under there.

Well this turkey lived free and died of old age. So wipe your eyes and eat.

I'm gonna football as much as I damn house. My house. Beer please'm.

Yes, I'm sure it was funny in 1977. Now stop playing with your mashed potatoes and eat them, Richard Dreyfuss.

Wipe the damn grin off your face and push Lucky off of your leg. Now.